more by Devon Fick
published on Apr. 15, 2015 10am
A curious inspection of a recent slate of MLB games.
published on Apr. 9, 2015 1pm
It was the Tigers beating the piss out of the Twins last night in exciting action from a stadium named after a financial services company in Detroit.
published on Feb. 27, 2015 12pm
Enormous snowbank involved in the disappearance of hundreds of local residents is under investigation.
published on Dec. 27, 2014 9pm
Sheeba offers some guidance for your last week of 2014.
published on Dec. 18, 2014 7pm
SAGITTARIAN (Nov 22/Dec 21)—Look out for the highly-improbable today. Avoid purchasing both a tote bag and a product from a store and placing the product in the totebag. You will lose both before arriving home.
published on Dec. 12, 2014 8am
SAGITTARIAN (Nov 22/Dec 21)—At work, you put together a group of people to do a job. They fail miserably and a desk is overturned.
published on Dec. 5, 2014 9am
I’ve been punched in the mouth before, I’ll be punched in the mouth again.
published on Nov. 29, 2014 9am
OPINIONS OF YOUTH, by Ashley Pfeiffers
Whenever I think of my new boyfriend, I just get the biggest smile. He’s down in a parking lot right now by the woods.
published on Nov. 21, 2014 3pm
When you’re out ramping it up with Big Chips, you don’t need no safety net. What you need is a big barrel of OPEN MIND, a loving, flowing elixir of OPEN MIND to wash all over you, man.