Some points of interest near this year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade.
The dueling corner coffee shops duke it out on parade day for longest bathroom line.
2 Betty’s / 370 Virginia St
Delightful, flavorful food. The garden in front does not double as a urinal.
3 Empty Bar / 561 Delaware Ave
This is where Colter Bay used to be! Time will only tell where the green throng of baseball caps will migrate to this year.
4 The Old Arby’s / 537 Delaware ave
The home of the worst meat sandwiches on the planet hosted the infamous 2010 St. Paddy’s Day donnybrook. Now a parking lot where tailgaters from Lancaster set up shop by 8am. Do not punch your neighbor. Do not eat the corned beef.
5 Cornell House / 484 Delaware Ave
Where attorney Tom Eoannou held the fake rape kit and days later withdrew from defending the alleged Pat Kane rape victim. Great party on parade day.
6 Barrel + Brine / 257 Carolina St
Your one stop shop for a pickle juice hangover serum. Their Bloody Mary pickles make for a great hair of the dog remedy.
7 The Couch / Delaware + North
Come sit on the couch! Revelers annually induce a host of dignitaries and other parade characters to take a brief load off.