Events

[HOLIDAY] It’s a Festivus for the rest of us! One of the biggest, most anticipated holiday parties of the season is upon us, so prepare for the feats of strength and make sure your grievances are in order, because I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re going to hear about it. Gather round the high strength aluminum pole and let us celebrate this non denominational holiday with a contribution to the Human Fund. Newcomers, of course are welcome. “I am still working on these,” said Festivus organizer Sean Heidinger in response to a series of questions sent to him. Despite that response, what we do know is that Festivus 5.0 will take place at Hydraulic Hearth on Sunday, December 23 and will feature a couple of Seinfeld themed beers from Community Beer Works beer, music from DJ Sike, and a “Best Dressed” competition for those who feel the urge to dress as their favorite Seinfeld characters. There will also be a Feats of Strength event in the form of a stein holding competition, as well as the Airing of Grievances, which will be read aloud throughout the night. The night will culminate with an Elaine-style dance-off. It’s a Festivus miracle!