[COMEDY] Unless you watch Last Comic Standing, you may not be familiar with Lachlan Patterson. Well here’s an introduction: he’s the kind of guy who puts his pants on both legs at a time. He measures success by how much time he spends lying down. And he doesn’t understand how someone could commit suicide if there are still more Star Wars movies in production. A quick side note, you can learn all you need to know about a comedian from his Twitter feed. Check out Lachlan Patterson at Helium Comedy Club for five shows, this Thursday, November 16 through Saturday, November 18.